“High IQ. low battery.” Hoodie

Description

Soft, cozy, and lightly ironic — this hooded sweatshirt reads “HIGH IQ. low battery.” in a clean serif that looks elegant until you read the second line. It’s the kind of layer you reach for when you want to feel put-together but also comfortably low-energy: warm hood, roomy kangaroo pouch for cold hands, and a relaxed cut that wears well over tees or layered under a coat. The minimalist front print keeps the look subtle while the quality cotton/poly blend holds shape and print clarity wash after wash. Wear it to a slow coffee run, a study group, or a weekend at home when brains are running on reserve. The result is an everyday hoodie that speaks to clever, slightly tired minds without shouting — comfortable, durable, and quietly witty.

Product features
– 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and long-lasting print clarity
– Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
– Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
– Large kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm and hold essentials
– DTF/DTG printing available and optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists

Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed